The Hunger Games:
Dedicates half a chapter to legs shaving, kills Finnick in half a sentence.
Isn’t that how life is, though? We can waste countless minutes stressing and focusing our attention on meaningless things while in an infinitesimal fraction of that time a life can be taken.
Whoa girl. Too deep for me.
the day we get a shirtless chris picture is the day im dying you are all welcome to my funeral
the sims is a game i can play for like 3 days and then i don’t want to touch it for several months
i hope my first child is a dragon
once my baby was being really annoying so i put it in the basement but then i forgot and decided i didn’t want my basement anymore so i got rid of the door and then decided to do the rest later and when child protective services came they couldn’t get to my kid so they just wandered around my house
i’m talking about the sims please don’t call the police
lxvf:
Did you know that high school students today have about the same anxiety levels as insane asylum mental patients during the 1950’s?
fun fact
cause of death: second hand embarrassment
does anyone else read the lips of people on gifs to figure out what part of the text they are saying idk bye
my legs feel so smooth wo- oh my god i missed an entire spot: a memoir
